AHMADINEJAD LANDS IN VENEZUELA

THE PETTY AND CRUEL DICTATOR VISITS HIS BIGGIE-ME.

Ahmadinejad landed in Caracas in good style, the photo above is most probably the same plane he is using but a different ocassion. The airbus had to be taken out of the Caracas-Teheran route because it tended to slide in head first, like Pete Rose.

The meeting between Dr. Evil and his biggie-me will only last a couple of hours. They don't have much to discuss this time around. Ahmmadinejad's visit to New York was not a happy one. He was called names by the president of Columbia University and was not allowed to stand over Ground Zero like a victorious gladiator, looking at his fallen victims.

Just before he left New York for Bolivia the U.S. Senate passed a resolution calling on the Bush administration to designate the Iranian Revolutionary Guard Corps as a terrorist organization. This would spell trouble for Ahmadinejad and for Chavez as well, since this organization is said to own Sadra, a company that seems to have been given important contracts in Venezuela to build shipyards. The IRGC is deeply rooted into the Iranian bureuacracy and being classified as a terrorist organization by the U.S. government would give the Iranian opposition a welcome boost.

From Caracas Dr. Evil will return to his paleolithic surroundings with a few more wrinkles around his eyes.